Overheard

Overheard while Deacon was....


....jumping up and down and splashing in the bathtub and talking to himself: "I want to WALK on water, not SINK on water!!!"

...on the toilet going #2: "Sometimes I have to go poop so bad, it is terrifying."

...while I was making ornaments: "That is GLORIOUS, mom"

...fingering my wrapping paper rolls: "Mom, when Addy helps you wrap my present, I'm gonna spy on you to see what it is!" Then I said, "You better not." So he said, "Well....do it in the morning. I just might spy. I just might."

....while talking to Adelaide, "Hey you wanna play Baby Jesus again in your room? You be the mom!" Addy, "yah!" (p.s. I had to see how this played out so I poked my head in and Deacon was the actual baby. hahaha he was cooing and gaaaing and Addy looked thrilled!)

...while scowling at Addy, "She is DIS-qualified! No more playing with my toys!"

...while punching wildly at the air with his fists, "I'm fighting the bacteria!" (He had just noticed all the dust particles that are in the air and visible when the light streams through a window. He was punching them and spitting at them but they wouldn't go away).