Faker!!!

Deacon is such a faker!

He fakes that he is sad:

But when I say something he's all, "What? I didn't hear you over my fake crying" and he'll stop crying for a second:

Then he realizes what I said wasn't that important so he tries to get the waterworks going again:

Then I say something and he stops

And then he gives up and goes back to the happy boy is is: